| I think it's funny...
A hundred and fifty years ago, all these Chinese flocked to America because it was the California Gold Rush, and they called this place "Gold Mountain" because they thought there were chunks of gold lying around all over the place just for the taking.
Now all the Americans are flocking into China, because that's where all their jobs are going, and to them it's like the new Gold Mountain.
News flash, Honky. We still hate you.
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| I was helping my dad with some wiring installation at the new house...
I had to put in an Ethernet jack right next to his upstairs toilet.
What is the world coming to?
You can't take a shit without having to check your Email these days.
I'm not saying I don't do it.
I just use wireless, that's all.
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| I had a dream that I had crazy athlete's foot.
And the bottom of my feet looked like the bottom of my shoes.
I think there were some Shaolin monks thrown in there too,
But I can't remember what was up with them.
They might have been breakdancing to Rapper's Delight.
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| You know who has the same birthday as my Grandma?
The king of Thailand.
That makes me almost royalty!
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| Hello?
I think it's safe now...
Reggaeton has fizzled out.
Finally! Geez, that was some real crap, wasn't it?
Tego Calderon? What a chunt. [Please don't hurt me!]
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